Danger Diary May 2015 Tarot Horoscopes

My beautiful friend, Teya, gifted me with this beautiful 100 year old fortune telling cup for my birthday, and I wanted to share its beauty with you.
It’s officially Springtime in NYC and so much is blossoming here – I will be announcing a brand new series of classes….stay tuned for all the details on Friday!
But until then, my Loves, here is your Tarot Horoscopes – I worked very hard on them – so if you love them – please SHARE and RT.
And if you love tarot and all things magic, check out The Parlour on Saturday!
Enjoy your reading….

Taurus – April 20 – May 20:  The Lovers
Happy Birthday, my Fellow Taurus LOVERS!  I just celebrated my birthday on the 29th, but you know how us wild Taurus girls are – that party lasts for at least a solid month.  Bring IT!  So – interesting story, I was shuffling the deck for our card and The Lovers flew out of the deck and onto the couch where I was sitting.  I thought it was just a case of me not holding the cards tightly enough when I was shuffling, so I put The Lovers back in and proceeded to shuffle for another 10 minutes. I picked out our card, and guess what…..  The Lovers.

As Taurus people, we are ruled by Venus and we are all about love and sensuality.  Get ready to have a gorgeous month of la-la-love.  I’m talking romantic love like Bonnie and Clyde.  I’m talking friend love like Thelma and Louise.  I’m talking about you feeling that passionate vibe about your entire life like spring is blooming full swing.  Ride this gorgeous love emotion to bring the best of everything to you.  There’s going to be something absolutely irresistible about you this month.  You’re going to rock a spell like none other and attract the right loves (relationship and friendship) into your life.

Open your heart and let all the beauty come inside.

Question:  Taurus…I ask you a simple and powerful question this week…..What do you desire?

the-fool.jpgGemini – May 21 – June 20: The Fool

Gemini, remember when you were little and people asked you what you wanted to do, and you very clearly said with total and complete determination: “Astronaut.” “Veterinarian.” “President.”   You never hear a little kid say,  “Well, you know I really wanted to be an astronaut, but the space program is kind of shit right now, so I guess I’m not doing that after all,” or,  “I really wanted to be a vet, but man, how in the hell am I going to afford school and whatnot?”

I love The Fool card because it is you at your PURE POTENTIAL.  It is you saying fuck it to the obstacles, it is you not giving a damn about whatever is in your way and throwing yourself into it all – come what may.  I have tremendous respect for the Fool card and I love when it comes up in my readings.  Sometimes weighing the obstacles and thinking about the obstacles can not only create more obstacles but it can kill dreams.  Throw yourself into it and have the wild adventure that you deserve, Brave One.

Question:  If you had no idea what “obstacles” even were….what would you dare yourself to do?  

Cancer – June 21 – July 22:  Daughter of Pentacles
Oh, Cancer Darling…The Daughter of Pentacles always represents a new start, new dreams, new prosperity.  The Daughter of Pentacles is my favorite artwork of the entire Wild Unknown deck and she also delivers such a juicy message!

Looking to grow abundance in your life?  Looking to draw in the perfect circumstances and perfect opportunities for yourself?  The Daughter of Pentacles brings these new things to you.  This month you shall find new inspiration, passion, and enthusiasm in a new project or experience.  Make a plan, stay focused and make it happen!

Question:  What is something that you have been dreaming of?  Are you ready for some new beginnings to come in that will bring abundance into your life?  You know all of those things that have been churning as possibilities….?  Go get them. 

Leo – July 23 – August 22:  8 of Pentacles
Oh, Leo!  When I see this little spider come up in the cards – it always makes me smile.  I was raised on a book called “Be Kind To Spiders” and “Charlotte’s Web”…so these little friends are always seen as good luck to me.  And on the card of the 8 of Pentacles….this is such good luck for you.  The 8 of Pentacles says that you are skilled and learning more every day.   I always think of this card as the “artist’s card” of the deck….as whatever our own “art” is – this month is about crafting it further.  This can happen through taking classes, learning through an internship or apprenticeship, or it can be through really furthering your skills with practice.  All of this hard work and discipline on your end will bring about a very successful venture in something that is the “art” of your heart.

Question: Dear Leo, what do you feel skilled in doing?  What are you drawn to learning or working on?  It’s that perfect time to take a class and increase your knowledge and your skill this month.  

Virgo – August 23 – September 22: 6 of Wands

Virgo, I was very excited to pick this card for you this month, and I love how this deck illustrates the meaning behind this card.  Here you see a bunch of wands (bramble) and the butterfly soaring high above it.  I’ve talked about this story before – but it’s an important one, and Virgo – one that you need to hear.

See that butterfly?  Well, we know that previously, that butterfly was once a caterpillar and then it cocooned and turned to mush and then turned into a butterfly.  But maybe what you don’t know, that I didn’t know before – is that that butterfly has to fight its way out of its own cocoon.  It has to beat its wings over and over and over to get its own wings strong enough to fly. Then one day, the butterfly is strong enough to break through the cocoon with its own wings and it soars to the sky.  Transformed and triumphant.

THAT is this card.

This is about getting the credit you deserve and feeling that sense of triumph!  It is also a very public thing (as in, others will take notice).  From being in those sticks on the ground and then in that cocoon – it’s time for you to soar with success.

Question: Dear Virgo, what are things you are proud of?  Time to make a list and realize all the things you’ve done and accomplished.  Seeing that will only encourage you to draw more of that success to you.  Something is brewing! 

Libra – September 23 – October 22:  The Star
Libra – when was the last time that you went out, looked into the dark sky, saw one particular star and just made a wish out into the night?

That hope and wishing is what this month is all about!  Recently, I was a part of a gathering that I am sworn to secrecy over, but I can reveal that the precious hours that this event took place, I had renewed hope in my own juicy future and I am still at this moment, feeling incredibly inspired and trembling with the excitement of life itself.  That is what this card is.

Great power lies in opening your heart and letting your true unapologetic self out.

You know the old adage, “Dare to Dream”?  This month you are a fucking DARE DEVIL, Libra….as your motivation, inspiration and your harmony in knowing the world can be yours with a wave of your hand and ACTION….will be rocking the next 30 days.

Question:  Libra Love, what do you dream of when you let yourself?  Write down three things that give you “spark” to think of them…..and then make a wish.

Scorpio – October 23 – November 21:  The World
There are moments, dear Scorpio, like in the early hours of the morning this past Saturday as I danced on top of a couch, watching the sun come up over this gorgeous city I live in, where I feel truly alive, and like everything has truly come together.  The World is this perfect feeling, like you’ve got that WHOLE WORLD in the palm of your hands this month.

This is the final card of the major arcana in tarot and it is completion – it is those dreams coming true, it is realizing beauty around you and fully experiencing it, it is taking every single juicy moment in life and savoring it.

Imagine this:  I come to you with one single strawberry to feed you with.  Now some people might be disappointed with just one strawberry.  But I put this strawberry in your mouth and invite you to bite down on it ONCE.  I then have you hold that strawberry in your mouth without biting.  You savor the taste, the flavor, the texture and moments later, I let you finally bite down and devour it.   That single strawberry that might have been normally thrown back without thought, is now a full worldly, gorgeous experience.  As you are living these days of May…focus on the pleasures, the successes, the things coming together….and relish as more comes to you and dreams unfold.

Question: Scorpio, what is something right now, at this very moment, that you are truly savoring in your life?  What can you do in the next 24 hours that will make your day that much more juicy and fruitful?  The World is also about sharing – so drag someone else into this gorgeousness.  GO.

Sagittarius – November 22 – December 21: The Chariot
Sagittarius – when this card flips itself over…the very first message this card says to me is:  “Time to take the reigns.”  MORE importantly than that, this card says, you WILL be successful, and it’s time to push your determination level to do so.  Babe, let’s talk about laser focus, let’s talk about slaying all distractions and GETTING IT, let’s talk about putting your eyes on that damn prize and claiming that motherfucker.

You feeling good about this?  Because you should.  Time to amp up that self confidence and be the leader that you know you can be.  Have faith in yourself and watch the world open to you.

Question: Think about it…..when is the last time you felt like a “leader”?  When is the last time you’ve taken charge?  Think about that moment, and know that you have it in you.  What goal are you ready to get?  This is the perfect time to make this happen for you.  You’ve got this.

2-of-wands.jpgCapricorn – December 22 – January 19: Two of Wands.

Capricorn, the Two of Wands ALWAYS signifies getting ready to step outside of your own box and grow outward and upward.  It is embroiled with adventure, with enthusiasm and with passion.  In the traditional Rider-Waite deck, a man stands surveying the land with the “world” in his hands.  That’s the vibe of this card, getting that courage up to make your move for world domination.  You can start to see your plan forming, and you know what you need to do.

Before I started doing burlesque, I would go to shows, watch, see what was out there, and also figure out what my own “thing” was that I wanted to perform and put out there.  I really had a desire to sing and do burlesque at the same time, and I was setting the wheels in motion to make that happen.  When I approached the burlesque troupe, Ixion, who performed with a live band, I lied and said that I was used to singing and dancing – and pushed myself out of my comfort zone to learn quickly and make that dream happen.   It worked!  When you make the 2 of wands work for you – doors of the world open!

Question:  What is something that you want in life that will push you out of your comfort zone to get it?  Make a list of 3 things that you would do if you could not fail and go for it with this powerful energy of the 2 of wands!

7-of-pentacles.jpgAquarius – January 20 – February 18: Seven of Pentacles
My Darling Aquarius, we now find ourselves in the 5th month of this new year, and the cards are asking you to take a pause for a moment, to stop and look around and to see where you are right now.  A few months ago, I was listening to the radio and two scientists were discussing how when a rocket leaves for the moon, it does so with only a 20% accuracy rate.  That means, that the astronauts have to keep checking back in to make sure they stay on course to get to the moon.  Now, of course they are going to make their target, but the only way that they do so is by doing a “check-in”.  This card is that version of a “check-in” for you!

This is a great time to see what’s going on, give yourself a pat on the back for your accomplishments, and make sure that you are feeling good about how you are moving forward.  Are there adjustments to be made?  Are you feeling on top of your game?  No matter what your answers are – checking in is going to give you that boost that you needed!

Question: Take a look at what’s happening in your world, have you seen some great results at what you’ve been doing thus far?  Look at everything….is it time for a direction change?  A course adjustment?  Or are you feeling on track?  This “check in” is going to help you grow even faster and further this year!


Pisces – February 19 – March 20:  The Empress.
Oh, Pisces!  The Empress is calling you to take off your shoes, put your bare feet on the ground, and run and dance and create with all the wildness inside of you!  Whenever the Empress comes up in a reading, I always take note…..she is the “mother goddess” of the tarot deck – and she is sensual, caring, creative and wild.  When she appears, she is reaching out her hand to you – to follow in her footsteps!  So get ready to live that wild and nurturing side of you….

Right now in New York City, the past few gorgeous days have been absolutely lovely – sunny, warm and most importantly, the winter coats have been shed!  There’s the spark of newness, of excitement, of abundance, of life, of beauty and creativity……that “Spring Fever” is what I imagine the spirit of the Empress to be.  Since she’s come up in your reading, this month is all about really getting in touch with those things that make you feel “on fire”.  Your creativity and your sensuality are your SUPER POWERS this month.  There is also that mothering side that will come out that makes others feel at ease around you and taken care of.

Relish every month of this gorgeous month!

Question: Your prescription for this month is a healthy dose of creativity and sensuality!  What creative projects are aspirations in your life truly make you feel alive?  WORK IT and see how good you feel.  There is power in all you create this month.

Aries – March 21 – April 19 : 3 of Cups
Dearest Aries…
I call them “Train Tracks.”
As in…. “I would lay down on train tracks for you.”

The friends that are Train Tracks for me, are the ones that the energy of this card represents. Perfect camaraderie. This is about having both ease and sense of each other’s souls. I’m talking about really being seen by another person, and they in turn see you.

This is your “birds of a feather” crew, your very own tribe of awesome, the family that you called in.   In a similar vein of the Lovers card, but referring to friends, this month is all about bringing in those tried and true friends for some intense celebrating, life loving, life living and rocking this out together.
You gain strength to do the things you need to do in life through these moments of celebration and friendship.

Question: Who are those people that make you feel truly alive? This is the month to gather them together and celebrate as much as possible. Aries, I want you to really look at your current friend crew – who makes you feel alive and happy after you hang out together? Who makes you feel drained? Really look at this – as you are ready to embark on a powerful year for you. Time to gather your solid co-conspirators.

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