You need love advice?
Living your dreams advice?
Hit me with it.
I’m not a professional.
I’m not even sane.
which is why
this is going to be awesome.
I’m the most perfectly imperfect friend you’ve got, babe,
and we’re gonna gossip like we’re putting on red glitter lipstick side by side backstage at a burlesque show and I’m borrowing your pastie tape.
Pull up a seat, honey….
cause I’m about to tell you like it is.
Friday ain’t just about payday anymore.